Baronage
I returned to my dorm room with Edita Sensei.
We were standing in the doorway to the living room. Sophia-chan’s face was pale as she stared at the blonde loli beside me. Ester-chan was also there and her face went stiff when she saw Edita Sensei. Sophia-chan was trembling.
“U-Um, t-that elf, is she…the one from the other day?”
Ester-chan met Edita Sensei before when she came to tell me about the elixir of youth.
“Yeah, this is Edita-san. She’s my alchemy teacher.”
“…oi.”
As soon as I said ‘teacher’ Edita Sensei voiced her complaints.
But she has been teaching me, so what am I supposed to say?
A loli teacher…how wonderful. My hope for reverse rape is growing stronger.
“Whatever you want me to call you, the fact is that you’ve taught me a lot.”
“Hmph”
She turned away from me and puffed out her cheeks.
“It’s nice to meet you. My name is Elizabeth FitzClarence.”
I feel like this is the first time I’ve heard her use her full name.
And she even gave her real name, not her nickname ‘Ester.
She’s coming right out of the gate with a full-strength attack.
Especially considering she used her family name. She usually doesn’t like to use her family name. The only time I can really remember her using it for something seemingly insignificant was when Sophia-chan was being bullied in the cafeteria.
Ester-chan’s got the wrong idea.
Edita Sensei is a non-virgin like her. This slut should be able to get along with her.
“…ahem I said FitzClarence.”
“I don’t know what that means, but I’m guessing you’re a noble?”
“It’s one of the great noble houses of the Penny Empire….”
“Is that so?”
“….”
They were both staring at each other. One of them was scowling. Ester-chan has shown her aggressive personality before but it’s on an entirely different level today. I love it. I really love it. However, I want her to stop.
If she keeps going, she’ll annoy Edita Sensei and I don’t want her taking her anger out on me.
Sophia-chan was already tearing up just watching this scene.
“O-Oi, what’s with this person….”
What should I say?
Edita Sensei was waiting for my answer.
“I’m sorry. This is my fellow classmate. She lives next door.”
“…I see.”
“So is there a reason this ‘alchemist teacher’ is here?”
“I’m here because of him. I’ll be sleeping here tonight….”
Edita Sensei answered her in a misleading way. I think this was the first time I’ve seen her look unsettled.
As soon as Ester-chan heard this, her face became thirty percent more stern.
“Wha….”
This is turning into a romcom. In an attempt to make the plot more interesting, another heroine enters the fray to cause the main heroine to misunderstand.
If only the heroines still had their hymens.
“I’m sorry for causing you both to misunderstand the situation. Allow me to clear things up.”
I told Ester-chan about the Academic Conference and how the noble mage had invited me. I don’t want either of them to hate each other. I want them to be friends. Especially if that means seeing more of Edita Sensei in my room.
This will be her first time staying here and I don’t want her to feel uncomfortable. She might even decide to go home early. I’d rather she experience Sophia-chan’s warm hospitality.
“…that’s why I invited Edita-san to attend the conference with me tomorrow.”
“Is that really the truth? I-It’s just for the Academic Conference…?”
“Yes.”
“I see….”
As I continued to explain myself, Ester-chan slowly calmed down until she had finally taken a seat on the sofa. I felt sorry for causing her to become so upset.
It’s not like I hate Ester-chan.
But, I’d be perfectly fine with her hating me if it means I get to spend the night with Edita Sensei in her pajamas.
Once again, this is all Allen’s fault. Ester-chan should just go back to worshipping his lower body. He’s the one that broke her hymen so he should be stuck with her for the rest of his life.
If Ester-chan was a virgin, I’d run away with her to a neighbouring country with only the clothes on my back. We could go wherever she wanted. I’d do it with her as much as she wants until she finally gets what she wants and becomes pregnant.
“Oi, i-if there’s a problem, I can just leave and come back in the morning….”
“No, you’ve already walked all the way here.”
Edita Sensei looked cute as panicked after seeing Ester-chan’s reaction.
“But….”
Let’s look at this objectively.
Ester-chan is more likely to start a fight if I allow her to say. While Edita Sensei may allow me to eat her out if I get down on my knees and beg. There’s a clear victor there. Edita Sensei’s passive skill ‘Panty Flasher’ is at an incredibly high level as well. And cunnilingus doesn’t equal sex. My virginity would still be safe.
There’s no chance I’m letting this opportunity slip through my fingers. I’m going to fully enjoy the experience of Edita Sensei sleeping in the room next to me. I’ll even be able to drink her used bath water.
“I’m sorry Ester-san. Edita-san is very important to me.”
“….”
Ester-chan’s entire body trembled as if she were just struck by lightning.
She should be able to understand after this.
“O-Oi, you’re….”
This is a great chance for me to get her to return to Allen.
If that happens, we can hopefully remain friends and she can introduce me to all of her virgin school friends. If I bow my head to her and beg, I bet she’ll do it at least once. And if I want to save my relationship with Sophia-chan, I need to get this lolibitch to reunite with Allen.
“…I u-under…stand.”
“Thank you.”
“….”
After I said this, Ester-chan immediately rose from the sofa.
“U-Um, Ester-sama?”
“I’m…going to return to my room for today. If you’ll excuse me.”
And she ran out of the room.
Slam
The door to the living room slammed shut and I could hear her footsteps fading down the hall.
Eventually, the room fell silent.
“….”
I could feel a sharp pain in my chest.
After seeing her run away like that, I wanted to embrace her. Even if I hate her personality. Even if she’s no longer a virgin. Cute things are cute.
I’d like her to become friends with Edita Sensei, and if the day ever comes when I’m no longer a virgin, I’d definitely want to have a threesome with them.
***
A tragedy has happened this day. The bath has been completely drained.
“….”
How is it possible that it’s completely dry? There’s not even a single strand of hair or drop of water left. How can this be? I allowed her to take a bath first and for what? There’s nothing left.
By the way, Sophia-chan – using her job as my maid as an excuse – has always insisted on taking a bath after me. Thanks to that, I’ve never been able to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event. Ever since we started living together, she’s rejected my idea of switching off on who cleans the bathroom.
I believed that today would be the day. I’d finally realize my dream. But it was all for nothing.
I ended up taking a normal bath.
I dried myself with a combination of a towel and my fireball before returning to the living room.
“Ah, Tanaka-san, dinner’s ready.”
“Thank you, Sophia-san.”
A pleasant smell was subtly tickling my nose. As usual, dinner had been prepared and set out on the table by my maid. Edita Sensei and Sophia-chan seemed to be waiting for me.
“Thank you for waiting.”
“I wouldn’t start eating without the owner present.”
“I really wouldn’t mind.”
“Just sit down already. The food will get cold.”
“Of course.”
Following her direction, I sat down next to her.
Edita Sensei had changed into a nightgown of some sort. Sophia-chan had got it from somewhere. It looked more expensive than the one I had seen her wearing at her home. It was made of an incredibly light material that looked like silk and it had an open collar.
“….”
Edita Sensei’s exposed collarbone is somehow erotic and cute.
Moreover, the gown is rather short and exposes Edita Sensei’s thick thighs.
“…what’s wrong?”
“No, it’s nothing. I was just thinking this soup is delicious.”
“I agree. As expected of a meal from the academy.”
“There’s a slight bitterness hidden beneath the saltiness. It really enriches the flavour.”
“…bitterness?”
“You don’t taste it? It’s just barely noticeable.”
“I guess it’s not something I pay much attention to.”
“I see.”
I wasn’t able to drink her bath water, but now I’m able to ogle her exposed collarbone and thighs.
If she were to drink some alcohol, how far would she let me go? Would she let me touch her if it was just above the clothes? I feel really happy just by imagining it.
Her thighs peeking out from the hem of her dress are the best. Today’s meal is especially satisfying.
As casually as I could, I glanced down at the seat next to me so I could truly take in the beauty of her thighs. It’s been so long, that I was barely able to hold back from staring at them directly. I continued eating in order to avoid suspicion.
While I was enjoying the view, Sophia-chan suddenly spoke up.
“T-Tanaka-san….”
She appeared to be surprised by something.
“What’s the matter?”
Did she notice me looking at Edita Sensei’s thighs? I felt another pain in my chest as my heart rate increased.
However, she wasn’t looking at me. She was staring across the room at a window in the living room.
I followed her gaze to the window as Edita Sensei did the same.
And there, hardly noticeable between the curtains was the face of a person staring at us.
It reminded me of spirit photography.
“….”
Edita Sensei screamed out in terror when she saw it.
I can understand being surprised to see something like that there.
I was close to screaming myself when I noticed.
“Umm, i-is that E-Ester-sama…?”
The blonde hair that framed the face certainly resembled Ester-chan’s hair.
I’m just guessing here but I assume Ester-chan is clinging to the outside of my window using her flight magic. She’s peeping into my home from the outside. How can the daughter of a great noble act like this?
“Umm, T-Tanaka-san…?”
“Right.”
I nodded and stood up before walking towards the window.
On the opposite side of the window, Ester-chan showed a slight reaction, but she remained pressed up against the glass. Yep, it really is Ester-chan. I could see her chestnut eyes following me as I moved closer.
I reached the window and opened it.
“Ester-san, if you’d like, would you like to join us?”
“…i-is that okay?”
“I’d like you to.”
“R-Really!?”
“Yes.”
“If you insist, I g-guess I have no choice….”
The blonde loli nodded and entered through the window.
I feel sick. This damn loli bitch.
***
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Fuck's sake Ester, let the man ogle the loli elf in peace.
Yandere ester is the best!!!
He is willing to drink a woman's dirty bath water, yet still has the common sense to be freaked out by a yandere stalker.
Tanaka is so relatable yet so mysterious at the same time.
The Loli Bitch suddenly became a Yandere Loli Bitch... scared the shit out of me as well.
ester please, lol
thanks for the meal~
Thanks for the loli°∆°...
Thanks
wish I could say I don’t understand Tanaka of constantly wanting to do sexual things with pretty girls, yet not wanting to give his virginity away to non-virgins but I do. So it makes total sense to me..
We both put sex on a pedestal, that the one first experience you want to have must be shared with someone else’s first experience..Even if I admire beauty or have perverted thoughts about women, doesn’t mean I’d actually do something with someone who wasn’t a virgin.
He probably doesn’t find ester attractive. There was a girl I knew that threw herself at me but also wasn’t a virgin..She had the qualities of an attractive girl, thin body, good face. But she slept around often.. I remember thinking “Only if she were a virgin”. But because she did many things which grossed me out I started thinking of her like a sister.
I feel bad for that girl. Unless she thinks of you as some sort of conquer target, then I don’t feel so bad.
Personally I’m more of a wait-and-see/first-come-first-serve kinda guy. Doesn’t matter if she’s older or younger, experienced or not. I leave it all up to fate.
Putting it another way, I’m a herbivore. A lazy, delusional herbivore.
I find it great, that all throught the series Esther has been doing everything she can to improve herself in the eyes of Tanaka, in most Isekais, the MC will just accept harem girls and they will become bland onaholes that the MC fucks, but this series in particular has been great at keeping he personalities of the girls alive and fresh.
The fact every girl is damaged in some way is enjoyable.
Now, i am thrilling with Ester’s love for main but he is still babble about virgin and ignore her. i think that author was mistake.
"I’d like her to become friends with Edita Sensei, and if the day ever comes when I’m no longer a virgin, I’d definitely want to have a threesome with them."
He'll unlock all the sluts... on one condition.
I always wondered this but wouldn’t healing magic fix the hymen?
For some reason he hasnt tried that, and for some reason Esther hasnt gotten his ass drunk enough to just plow her.
I wonder if healing magic can fix it considering it maynot be treated as injury? It smell like logic of “healing hero”‘s magic that that can even “heal” the world back a few year in kaifuku… If it is, Tanaka may not need the youth medicine.
Rhex explained this in the comments section of last chapter: it’s not that he can’t, but that he won’t. fixing a hymen won’t make her first sexual experience go away, and Tanaka at his core is only interested in being able to share his first with a virgin who loves him. He may complain and whine of “if only she had her hymen” but even if presented the chance to fix her hymen, he won’t do it.
If Ester’s serious about fucking Tanaka then all she really needs to do is to get Tanaka laid with somebody else first. And she’s more than in a position to find him someone suitable.
She got him virgin twin loli slaves, and he had to pass because Japanese code of conducts demanded he saved face.
Thank you very very very much for the translations
hey he doesn’t look all that bad tbqh. sure he looks plain and that he looks older than his real age
all a man needs is a full grown beard and he'll look alright.
she looked like yuno
"It’s not like I hate Ester-chan.
But, I’d be perfectly fine with her hating me if it means I get to spend the night with Ester-chan in her pajamas."
I'm not sure, but guessing from context, I was thinking maybe he means spending the night with edita in pajamas instead?
As expected of Tanaka, he's a man of culture too.
Thick loli thighs save lives.
Truly a man of Refined taste.
I know from the start that this guy is a walking, steaming pile of hypocrite, but damn~~
I want to punch his face once.
I just can't get used to his messed up train of thought. And the discordant of with with his actual acts is what's making it worse~ at least idiots follow up to their thinking.
Tanaka is of several minds.
on the one hand, he does want to do lewd shit, just like we all do.
on the other hand, he wants his first to be special, he doesnt want to share his important first time with someone who already tossed theirs away.
thirdly, he has waited for 40 years already, and has been beaten down by every day life as a wageslave, any and youtful impulses have been annihilated.
??? Tanaka has clearly stated he wants to have his first time with a virgin and that's it, after that he doesn't mind doing it with other girls even if they are not virgins, he has a single dream and after it gets fulfilled he can unleash his desires
But I bet the girls would appreciate him at least telling them how he really feels, it's been a lot of time he has inferiority complex attack and attach presumptuous assumptions of the people around him. He thinks highly of his own virginity, but then regards others low because they "don't have it" kinda piss me off a teeny bit.
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Been waiting for this chapter, thanks for the meal.
The soup had a bitter flavor, but only Tanaka's soup
*Insert lenny face here
Its tge blood one right?
blood? yes... of course... blood
Its Sophias, SPECIAL Yellow ingridient.
when is my mans gonna smash??I feel bad for him
Thank you very much!
Ester hang on window made my day >_<
Don’t put your dick in crazy, they said.
This... is so rediculous. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion and not being able to blink or look away. I love it.
Right now I checking on average every 4 hours but new part is not yet to come T_T
Probably won't be until tonight or tomorrow morning when I get off work. Like 20ish hours.
Thanks, don't rush yourself.
i had read light novel of this manga(eng) to volume 3 chapter 4. Now, i am thrilling with Ester’s love for main but he is still babble about virgin and ignore her. i think that author was mistake.