Hangover

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Rather than having this discussion in the bathroom, we decided to return to the place we ate our meal.

Naturally, the cuckold couple came with. The large table had been replaced with a small coffee table with four large sofas surrounding it. The service is fitting of a high-class inn like this.

Everyone was seated around the coffee table. The husband and wife had one sofa each while Richard sat alone and Edita Sensei and I sat together.

Of course, Goggoru-chan sat in the corner alone.

“Now, we should continue where we left off.”

I was the first to speak.

“Umm, w-with all due respect, I’d appreciate it if you’ just allow me to take my wife back to our room….”

“Of course. We’ll allow that as soon as we’re finished here. We’re just as worried about your wife as you are. My recovery magic can heal physical wounds but mental scars are much more difficult. This should be over quickly.”

“…w-what do we need to finish here?”

“Sir, if you could humor me by touching her.”

I cast a gaze over at Goggoru-chan.

The way I said this got me thinking. The idea of treating Goggoru-chan like a tool made me excited. I felt sorry for her but I couldn’t stop the excitement. Tomorrow, I hope she’ll take her revenge by reverse raping me.

“….”

The husband’s face stiffened after hearing my suggestion.

It’s almost completely frozen at this point.

“B-Baron Tanaka, what are you hoping to accomplish….”

“I understand. If that’s asking too much of you maybe we could ask your wife to try. What do you say? If you agree to touch her, no matter what is revealed, we promise not to punish you in any way.”

“…eh?”

“No matter what was said or agreed upon between you and your husband last night, you’ll face no punishment.”

The wife had a distinctly joyous reaction to my suggestion.

She made every attempt to hide it but it was clear for everyone present to see.

This made quite the impact on the husband.

“Y-You can’t do this to me….”

The wife glanced at her husband for a brief moment before turning back to me.

“I’ll touch her! Please, let me do it!”

Her scream filled the room.

“Just, please, forgive me! I’ll do anything to be forgiven. My mind and body will belong to you, Baron Tanaka. I beg you for mercy!”

The wife threw herself to the ground and started prostrating before me.

The husband was the first to react.

“….”

After seeing his wife’s display he stood from the sofa and reached for something hidden in the folds of his clothes.

He turned his focus to Richard who sat on the sofa beside him and pressed the point of a large knife against his neck. His blade pressed into Richard’s neck and a single rivulet of blood ran down his neck.

“Oya oya, what’s the meaning of this?”

“Get up!”

“So impatient….”

The Duke responded to his threat in an almost jovial tone.

His bravery was on full display.

I’m sure someone in his position has found himself in situations like this on countless occasions.

“Quiet! N-Nobody move!”

The husband has already fully entered berserker mode.

The gentle tone he had maintained since our first meeting was now entirely gone, replaced with one more fitting of his crazed actions. His eyes darted between those present and his behaviour made me think of him more as a bandit than the actual bandits we had met earlier.

“If it’s for the sake of my daughter, I’ll happily make this entire empire my enemy.”

He claimed his actions were all for the sake of his daughter.

It was actually a really cool line too.

I want to be able to say something similar at least once in my life.

“Your next actions could make those words your reality.”

Richard was not to be outdone.

He almost seemed to be egging the husband on.

The husband glanced at Richard.

“Please, don’t say anything more, Duke FitzClarence. I don’t want to harm anyone and I’d give anything not to be forced to cross this line, but my choices are limited. No matter how foolish a man I may be, I still wish to be a good father.”

“….”

His words were simple and straightforward, but there was a definitive persuasive power in them.

It was full of such raw emotion that even Richard was left speechless.

“Baron Tanaka, do as I say or the death of Duke FitzClarence will be on your hands. If the head of a powerful faction is killed in a small inn town like this, your head will be the next to fall.”

“There’s no doubt about that. A low ranking noble such as me would be done for.”

“I’m glad you understand. Now, stay there.”

“Whatever you say.”

The husband told me he witnessed me fight at the bar the night before, so he was remaining particularly cautious of me. Thankfully, this meant he took his focus off of the others in the room. I’m sure he’s already completely forgotten about Goggoru-chan’s existence.

I can understand the logic in his actions.

He has Richard where he wants him. Excluding his wife, the only others in the room are Edita Sensei, Goggoru-chan, and myself. The two squishy lolis wouldn’t appear to be a threat to most people. As far as he knows, they’re no threat at all.

It makes perfect sense.

But, in this world, lolis are the ultimate life form.

Lolis are the strongest.

“…can I?”

Goggoru-chan waited for my permission.

What a good woman.

“As you wish, Rocoroco-san, but, please, don’t overdo it.”

“O-Oi! Shut your mouth!”

“Got it.”

Her small brown body flew through the air with incredible momentum.

In an instant she reached him, knocked the knife from his hand, and grabbed him by the throat. She had enough power to lift his body so he was forced to stand on his tiptoes.

 The chocololi’s power is exciting to witness

I want her to treat me that way someday.

Now that Richard was free, he returned to his previous position on the couch. He didn’t look too bothered by the threats of the husband, but he was clearly surprised by the swiftness of Goggoru-chan.

“…you’re in the way.”

The chocololi kicked the sofa and sent it and Richard sliding towards the wall.

I’m sure Goggoru-chan was just being considerate after reading Richard’s mind.

However, thanks to this, I was able to see a rare side of Richard, one in which he’s scared for his life. He quickly grabbed the elbow rest which allowed him to not fall off. The sofa slammed into the wall and lifted for a moment before settling down. I couldn’t help but want to upload a video of this to the internet along with the tremble that ran through Richard’s body.

Maybe it’s for the best that I can’t showcase this moment.

The husband was in even worse shape.

“Ga…why…..”

“Be quiet.”

He was clawing at Goggoru-chan’s hands as she held him by the neck.

A complete role reversal.

“Wh…why is your G-Goggoru doing this….”

“I wonder why?”

I think I’ll keep secret about her true ability. I don’t want word about her spreading across the country. This is actually why I bothered with asking the cuckold couple to touch her.

“What do you want?”

“I have a lot of questions for you.”

There were many things on my mind that I wanted to ask. The most important, to me anyway, was the fate of my virginity. What were the highlights of last night? Did I get a blowjob? Even before all of that, did she also take my first kiss that I had protected for decades?

I suppose the most important question is: did we really do it? Am I no longer a virgin?

What was it like?

“But there’s one thing I need to know before all else.”

If everything he’s said about his daughter is true, she’s the priority. She could be in serious danger.

If everything goes well, maybe I could even get custody of his daughter and subject her to my personal training plan. Even better, I’d skip the early years and get her in her at her most delicious age.

“Is the story about your daughter true?”

“I-It’s all true…and you have her! Give me back my daughter, you sick bastard!”

“….”

I’d give her back if I knew where she was, but I really have no idea.

What am I supposed to do?

“Rocoroco-san, is he telling the truth.”

“He is.”

“I see….”

I was at a loss for what to do when the wife spoke up from her position on the floor.

“I-I was a victim of his plot too! He told me he was desperate to save his daughter and I really wanted to help him, so I pretended to act as his wife! I never would have agreed had I known he was planning on deceiving a nobleman!”

She made a desperate plea while still kneeling on the floor.

She looked like she was close to crying.

“Is this true?”

“We’re not married. P-Pardon my language, but I work as a prostitute in this town. Last night, this man tricked me into helping him after he came to my place of work. I ended up going along with his plans.”

“And last night…with us…?”

“Of course, a commoner like me is undeserving of receiving the seed of a nobleman. Nothing happened between us last night! That man kept giving you alcohol until you passed out.”

“….”

“That man told me not to tell you this, but he saw you speaking with the lord of this town yesterday. This was when he came up with his plan.”

Nothing happened.

Nothing happened between us.

“….”

I felt a sudden warmth fill my chest.

The world seemed so gray only moments ago, but now the colours appeared so vivid.

The pain filling my chest was gone and my heart had regained its strength.

“I understand.”

“That’s why, p-please, forgive me and spare my life…!”

“You don’t need to worry. I don’t blame you for this.”

I can do it.

This virgin will do his best.

For the sake of every other living virgin.

“Still, this story about his daughter is worrying.”

“Damn it, r-release me! How are you this strong!?”

His wife confessed everything but the husband was still struggling.

Goggoru-chan’s grip is unbreakable. Even if it was me, I wouldn’t be able to break her grip if she got hold of me. Goggoru-chan showcasing her strength just increases my desire to be reverse-raped by her.

I want to be violated by her while my hands and feet are held down and I’m completely unable to move. No matter how tired I get, I won’t be allowed to quit. I’ll be forced to continue by some Viagra-like magic to continue on to the second and third rounds of eternal reverse-rape.

Doesn’t that sound amazing? The best life.

“…you’re suddenly feeling better.”

“I always feel good, Rocoroco-san.”

“….”

Now that I’m feeling motivated, let’s get this over with.

I turned back to face the husband once more.

He was still struggling for breath with Goggoru-chan’s hand around his throat. Their height difference makes it possible for his toes to still touch the ground, but it still looks painful. His large belly is jiggling from his constant thrashing.

Her eyes never left the husband’s face. He was desperately flailing his limbs trying to break free of her grasp. The way that Goggoru-chan retains her emotionless mask is almost comical.

“W-Why!? Why is your Goggoru doing this…!?”

“Now then.”

“….”

The husband’s boy went stiff and his gaze moved from Goggoru-chan to me.

“W-Why the hell are you doing this!? I just want my daughter back!”

“I want the same thing. However, I really don’t know where she is, which is why I want you to cooperate. I want to make sure your daughter is safe as well. We have the same goal.”

“You expect me to believe that!? As if I could ever believe the words of a noble!”

The husband’s previous facade has been entirely abandoned ever since his plan was exposed.

It will be hard to negotiate like this.

“There’s no excuse for his actions, don’t you agree?”

Richard returned to my side after getting blown away by Goggoru-chan.

His question was directed at me. I wasn’t sure how to answer. If anything were to happen to the Duke, I’d be in a terrible situation. I’m sure others have been executed for much less.

“Everything he did, he did for the sake of his daughter. That’s why I can’t condemn him for it.”

That’s just the opinion of a humble busamen.

“Even though he deceived you?”

“The accusations against me have already been cleared up. I have no reason to be upset. I can fully understand him being desperate to protect his family. If our roles were reversed, I’d do the same.”

“I have my own thoughts on that matter, but it’s not only you he’s hurt. He also attempted to frame Rocoroco-san for murder. She may not be family, but isn’t your relationship with her important?”

“It’s painful to hear when you put it like that….”

I’m sure, from Richard’s perspective, that threat is completely unforgivable. The one-sided power relationship between the nobility and the commoners can only exist as long as it is enforced. The constant threat must be backed up by actions.

“…the girl was safely rescued from the bandits.”

“Rocoroco-san?”

Goggoru-chan spoke and her gaze shifted to me.

“If that was the case, what would you do?”

“Eh?”

“What would you do?”

What’s with this sudden mysterious atmosphere?

Did she read something from the husband?

That can’t be right. He’s desperate to find her, and, despite all of his lies, his desire to find her has never seemed fake. So, no matter how much she’s read from his mind, I can’t imagine she’d find the girl’s location.

I couldn’t understand what she meant.

I should just be honest.

“If that’s the case, was she taken somewhere safe?”

“Even while you were drunk, you never allowed yourself to slip.”

“What does that mean?”

“Ask yourself.”

“….”

If I were very drunk, still a virgin, and got my hands on a vulnerable, virgin loli, where is the first place I’d go?

When I asked myself this question, the answer seemed obvious.

My room at the inn.

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